One of my new enterprises: making funny shirts.

As of right now (16 April 2006), the website isn't up and running. Well, it's THERE, but it's a bit sketchy and doesn't accept payments yet. You can look at it, but don't expect much. I expect it to be all set to go within a week.

I'm selling them at EsotericTees.com, but since you're so special, I'll let you look at some of them here:

Oh well, I wasn't using my civil liberties anyway Cool New Person It was a drunk and horny night... Go Local Sports Team!
Goths: Synchronized Nonconformity Inteligint Design If God changed me into a woman, I'd turn lesbian lickety-split Life is pietzshe.
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I gave up Jesus for lent. Carpe per diem